No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
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