Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
and i looked up. we had an audience...
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
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Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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