ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
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