I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
That's when you crack a 10am beer
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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