I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
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