How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
He left me a five minute voicemail apologizing for chasing me with a meat beater. I'm actually not sure what that means.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
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