I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
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