Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
At least make sure they are 18
Why
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
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he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
Mom said you looked used
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
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