I wish I could be a nicer person. Or a more sober one.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
At least you didn't get an invite in the mail to your fuck buddy's baby shower like I just did. My life is a sitcom
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
mid-sex she goes "oh my god. you aren't even going to remember my name in the morning, are you?". And i was so wasted that i straight up told her "honestly, I don't even remember your name right now"
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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