The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
home. puking in laundry basket.
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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