Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
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what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
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If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
The power of my boobs compel you
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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