Hey guys thanks for lettin me crash at your place for the weekend, I had a great time. PS I got three quarters of a hand job from an asian on the dance floor last night. True story.
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
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UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
Im in a bar and I just invented a scrabble drinking game. People are cheering. It's like the universe has aligned itself.
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
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He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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