I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
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After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
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preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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