This is not my ceiling
You work out of a Hotel?
based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
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I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
There should be an app that tazers me in my pocket when I'm spending too much money at the bar. Take a hint, Android Network. You slut.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
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Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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