i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
Quick, to the slutcave!
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
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