Sry I called you an 8
splinters make it hard to masturbate
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
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My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
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Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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