so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
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