Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
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Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
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WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
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