yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
If I brought two seashells to Lowe's, do you think that they'd drill two holes in each shell for me? I need to be a mermaid on Saturday...
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
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