Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(248): View more from Michigan

we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.

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(336): View more from North Carolina

He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"

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(210): View more from Texas

This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".

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(802): View more from Vermont

I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.

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(+61): View more from Australia

It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.

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(253): View more from Washington

Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.

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(512): View more from Texas

Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.

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(850): View more from Florida

My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.

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