I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
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