was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
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I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
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there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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