Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
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never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
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if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
Being sober is boring. Tomorrow I'm def bringing wine and my vibrator to work. Might even booty call that hot guy on floor 5. Making the last week at this job legendary.
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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