Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
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