If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
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i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
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well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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