she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
handjob tips. give me some.
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
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my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
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She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
I deserve this hangover.
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