I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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