Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
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