I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
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