my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
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