Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
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four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
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WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
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