He is such a slut. More and more my type.
party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
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