I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
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