Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
When you went off to sleep with that guy that looked like a dirty Jesus and I asked why all you had to say "trying to keep Christ in Christmas" and left. The Vatican called, you're going to Hell.
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
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