I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
I was the only open register tonight and I just sold condoms and chocolate frosting to the ex..
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Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
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Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
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