So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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