in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
i now understand why vodka
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
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