I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
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Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
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I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
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