Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
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And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
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I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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