I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
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