i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
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I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
Both the cop and the paramedic were hitting on me while I was on the ambulance. My boob fell out and they just about had full on erections right there. They Came back two hours later to sign my cast with their phone numbers. #stillhotwhilebleeding
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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