508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
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Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
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we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
I tried to discuss modern art with a cab driver after explaining that I only had one shoe on b/c a pitbull ate the other one. Wtf. Call me when you can.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
Still dying that you shit outside
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
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