dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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