There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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