It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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