i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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