Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
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Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
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Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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