it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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