I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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