North Korea, Best Korea!
if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
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He is like the real live version of the state fair..
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
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Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
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