i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
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I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
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Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
how drunk are you?
Several
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
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