Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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