that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
It wasn't long before I skipped the martini glass and went straight to drinking from the shaker.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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