weddingsv make me drug and hornr
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
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