ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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