my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
Awkward medical moment of the day: A very obese girl with a disorder that literally makes her hit herself punched herself in the face. Literally. While screaming 'MCDONALDS MONEY'. Right. Beside. Me.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
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I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
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I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
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