i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
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