I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
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